No, seriously. The writing world isn’t all shit like this and this. You have thoughts and ideas and can express them well in language–you should get some actual money.
We’re looking for a couple more people who can write about local music. Maybe some show reviews, but mainly quickie previews, Q&As, single/video reviews. Witty, interesting, and original content.
Send a bit about yourself, what you want to write about, and a couple of things you’ve written to mbyrne@citypaper.com.